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April 25th, 2012

02:31 pm: MUCH LOVE 2 MC CHRIS!
Tractor Beam Lyrics Performed by MC Chris

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impact

Make's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian wax

Without finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts

I pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crass

Ladies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad

They're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and

Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week

Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak

I should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certain

With little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burden

Did I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese perv

They're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the hors d'overs

I like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back space

I like bows, like lace
Like suckin' her face
I like fuckin' her waist
I make a bucket of paste

When her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her place

I quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my dick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes and

Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week

Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak

Current Location: undisclosed
Current Mood: hyperhyper
Current Music: MC Chris

August 23rd, 2011

12:55 pm: Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they're said to be;
Said one to the others, now listen, you two,
There's a certain rumor that can't be true:
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea is a disgrace!

No monkey ever deserted his wife -
Starved her babies and ruined her life;
And you've never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another,
'Til they scarely know who is their mother.

And another thing you'll never see;
A monk build a fence 'round a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other monks to taste.
Why, if I put a fence around a tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.

Her's another thing a monk won't do;
Go out at night ad get on a stew,
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey's life.

Yes, man descended, the onery cuss;
But, brother, he didn't descend from us!


~ Nettie Bates Thomas ~

Current Mood: creativecreative
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December 4th, 2010

04:02 pm: I don't believe in lies.
nature is the only technology, the rest is perversion to control the masses

March 21st, 2010

03:41 pm: no faith in fear, some of us need to be abused, but it's not me

October 3rd, 2009

08:25 pm: went shopping yesterday with my paperboy money, bought a burrito and put in some face time with this drunken drifter guy in San andreas.

July 16th, 2009

09:54 am: Yeah! haters go fuck yourselves
Collie Buddz - blind to you haters
[Chorus:]
I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me war instigators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Said I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me rumor creators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

[Verse 1:]
When tings don pop off,
Dem a smile and dey laugh,
Dem would ah love to see you fall by the wheel side.
Dem holla big up your past, spread for you down fall fast,
And trigger both bomb blasts, like dem nah no pride.

Let's give love to the yout dem,
When dem brother murder fe nothing no way
Send out me seeds to the yout dem,
Praise the almighty don't go astray.

[Chorus]
Said I'm blind to you fuckin haterz,
Cant touch me bullshit creators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Said I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me war instigators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

[Verse 2:]
Unu dem dey a talk, that's true me white like chalk,
Likkle p*ssy hole gwaan play the race card.
Dem holla aye p'wan me yard, that's true me modda(mother) work hard,
Hundred foot high cause she wan swim in ah the tide.

Let's give love to the yout dem,
Who Jah bless no man curse no way,
Send out me seeds to the yout dem,
Only faith cause tomorrow's another day.

[Chorus]
Said I'm blind to you fuckin haterz,
Cant touch me bullshit creators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Said I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me war instigators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

[Verse 3:]
Unu cant tell me nothing Mr. Envy,
Use the talent and di voice that God ah send me
Nuff people out there rotten, chattin and dem friend me,
But behind my back dem wan end me.
But me nah give a damn, buy house and a piece a land,
Me walk in ah me timberland, no tell me about no simpleton
Its true unu see me damn, only father feed me and,
you nah wan see me cross the line, unu better know.

[Chorus]
I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me war instigators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Said I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me rumor creators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

[Chorus]
I'm blind to you haterz,
Cant touch me bullshit creators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Said I'm blind to you fuckin haterz,
Cant touch me war instigators,
Me said where is the love lately,
Ask you how the world ah run so.

Im blind to you , unu better now
Said Im blind to you , unu better now

June 18th, 2009

11:42 pm: playlist.com
play cream, Badge or otherwise:)

June 9th, 2009

11:25 am: </a>
see one ya like and I'll size it to post on here, this was my may '09 in a box

Current Location: mt ranch
Current Music: reggae
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